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  • ajju
    09-06 12:33 AM
    My friend filed on July 24 and just got his receipts.. His receipt date is 7/17. Seems all late July/Early Aug filers under July bulletin will have RD of 7/17...

    Any one to confirm or deny this... This pattern seems logical as visa bulletin was revived on 7/17 and most of the folks can't file for the 2 weeks during fiasco...




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  • nat23
    12-15 09:35 AM
    Have a question related to that:

    If job / EB2 stipulates Bachelors + 5 years criteria, does it imply 5 years after obtaining the degree or can the experience be cumulative ?

    From what I know the 5 yrs are after obtaining the degree. Your job responsibilities should increase in those 5 yrs. That is why when people try to apply under EB2 with Bachelors + 5 years criteria the experience letters play a big role. On the other hand when people substitute the Bachelors + 5 years criteria with MS and a few yrs experience all they need is the degree and a letter from the co-worker that they worked there without having to spell out the job responsibilities.

    Having said all this, I might be wrong as I'm not a lawyer.

    Cheers
    Nat




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  • Anna35
    09-18 03:08 PM
    ^^^^




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  • ca_immigrant
    02-05 01:41 PM
    Apologies if I should have looked this up somewhere within IV .
    Guess it is a simple question.

    What does a soft LUD mean ? I have often read that term on the forum.

    I at times see that something was updated on my case..."last updated date" but then there is no status update.....for example this happened on my I131 application on Feb 4, 2009

    On the I485 I think it is just that they transferred it from one office to another as the status says.

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    Last updated | Form number
    2/4/2009 | I131
    2/5/2009 | I485
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  • subba
    11-02 09:14 AM
    I believe you pay 10% penalty if you withdraw before retirement age, irrespective of whether you reside in the US at time of withdrawal.
    However, note that it *might* be possible to save on taxes because you might have very little other US income in the year you withdraw. One dependency here is what tax laws and treaties your home country has on foreign income.




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  • abbeyk
    07-01 04:49 PM
    Hi
    My H1 Visa is about to expire in month of November 2009
    Right now I am on bench and looking for projects
    It might happen that I might have to go back to India
    My labour is approved and I140 is under process.
    Employer is ready to continue my GC processing.
    If I go back to India and plan to come after I140 approval would it be possible?
    Do I get new H1 on I140 approval or it is important for me to get I140 approval before November 2009
    Please guide me
    Thanks
    Abbey



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  • Blog Feeds
    08-12 09:50 AM
    President Obama promised during the election campaign that Immigration reform will be high on his list once elected president. Speaking to Hispanic reporters at the White House, Obama said last week he hopes a bill for comprehensive immigration reform will be drafted by the end of this year.

    Obama tapped Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano on June 25 to work with Congress to speed up immigration reform as senators warned another failed effort could doom chances for a generation. Obama said he asked Napolitano to meet regularly with lawmakers to systematically work through a number of controversial issues, such as how to handle the 12 million illegal immigrants already in the United States and how to prevent future illegal immigration.

    The president has been criticized for not following through on a campaign pledge to tackle the issue this year. He has urged the Democratic-controlled Congress to start pushing now to pass legislation.

    bama joked that his opponents had another reason to block his immigration reform effort: "There are many members of the Republican Party who think now that I am illegal immigrant," he said.

    Read the article here (http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSTRE5765Y420090807)




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  • gcformeornot
    02-09 04:09 PM
    I am on l2 since my husband is on L1. I work full time for a US employer with an EAD. Now, what would happen to my status if my husband quits his job? you have EAD, that EAD was entirely based on your L2 status. If L2 status is gone so EAD is invalid too....



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  • buehler
    06-16 10:26 AM
    It is best to not do anything while on the B visa, and relinquish the B status, then either re-enter on a stronger intent visa (H1/H4 or L1) and then file 485 or file the 485 from outside the country.


    Agree with what mihir is telling here. Just a minor correction - 485 can be filed only when one is present in the US.




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  • fromnaija
    08-03 07:12 PM
    You will apply at the local SSA (Social Security Administration) office and not at USCIS. Your card will be mailed to you within 15 days in most states.

    Please forgive my ignorance Gurus but I want to know when EAD is approved, how would one receive a SSN? Does that need to applied separately at the local USCIS office? If yes, then as per my understanding this would mean a further delay before one can start work, since it takes time to receive a SSN.
    Correct me if I am wrong.

    I am referring a common scenario for all H4 visa holders who do not have a SSN.

    Please share some knowledge on this.



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  • gk_2000
    11-05 05:07 PM
    It leaves out per-country limits for EB




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  • nhfirefighter13
    June 10th, 2004, 10:17 PM
    I was just looking through a bunch of my old shots and picked out some of my favorites.
    Opinions (good or bad) are always welcome. :)



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  • senthil1
    06-02 09:07 PM
    Every week 100 to 200 new H1b applications were submited. If it goes in this rate H1b quota will last whole year. It is a good development,

    As of May 29, 2009, approximately 45,800 H-1B cap-subject (http://www.h1b.biz/lawyer-attorney-1137085.html)petitions and approximately 20,000 petitions qualifying for the advanced degree cap exemption had been filed. USCIS will continue to accept both cap-subject petitions and advanced degree petitions until a sufficient number of H-1B petitions have been received to reach the statutory limits, taking into account the fact that some of these petitions may be denied, revoked, or withdrawn.

    Since it is probable that there will still be H-1B (http://www.h1b.biz/lawyer-attorney-1137085.html) numbers available after June 30, U.S. employers should submit H-1B petitions for potential workers as soon as possible.



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  • redgreen
    10-14 01:47 PM
    It is mentioned by many that PD should be current at the time of GC approval. Is that right?
    I know people from India who got their GC approved when their PD is not current.
    One can check this easily in looking for I-485 approvals to people from India who submitted their applications concurrently in EB2 category after say april 2004. Disregard the cases which got approved in July 2007. Still there are many cases remaining invalidating the 'rule'!



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  • kirupa
    04-29 02:46 PM
    They are all really good. I added all of them except the 4th one on the first set and the 2nd one on your second set :)




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  • thomachan72
    07-14 02:02 PM
    Hi Guys,

    A quick one. I have a HIb visa which is expiring on 9th of next month . I have never worked for that employer as things did'nt work out. I am currently in Australia and want to work as a contractor in US. I have already figured out who is going to transfer/sponsor my new H1.

    I am pretty sure that my employer would have cancelled my h1 which was allotted to me in 2007 quota.
    I have a tourist visa as well and i intend to goto US on that Visa and work out on the transfer of my H1 once i land there.

    Can i really do the above or am i getting too optimistic.
    Please reply soon as i have to make some really quick decisions.

    Regards
    N
    your old H1 would not be of any use/issue for you. Apply for a new one with the new employer and it would be an easy process. Transfering basically means applying for a new one. The employer has to go through all the processes (advert, recruitment, LC etc). I have no idea about converting from B1 to H1.



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  • immigration1234
    06-22 12:04 PM
    Thanka a lot Jim!




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  • manand24
    10-08 08:26 AM
    I am also facing a similar situation. My lawyer advised me not to worry about this.

    Also, I think there is another thread talking about the same issue.

    See signature for details:

    PD 04/2006 EB2 INDIA
    I-140 NSC AP 10/2006
    SELF:
    I-485 NSC RD 07/02/07; ND 09/10/2007; RD 09/17/2007 from NSC
    I-131 (Travel Document) NSC RD 07/02/07; ND 09/10/2007; RD 09/17/2007 from NSC
    I-765 (EAD) NSC RD 07/02/07; ND 09/10/2007; Card received on 10/03/2007
    BioMetrics given on 10/05/2007

    WIFE
    I-485 NSC RD 07/02/07; ND 09/10/2007; RD 09/17/2007 from NSC
    I-131 (Travel Document) NSC RD 07/02/07; ND 09/10/2007;RD 09/18/2007 from NSC
    I-765 (EAD) NSC RD 07/02/07; ND 09/10/2007; Card received on 10/03/2007
    BioMetrics given on 10/05/2007




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  • tnite
    10-23 09:19 AM
    Hi,

    Any idea how long does it take to get AP approved after a soft LUD on AP?

    I485/AP/EAD - NSC - Notice date 8/16/07.
    FP: Done 09/29
    EAD: Waiting
    AP: Waiting (Soft LUD 10/22)

    Thank you in advance.

    AB

    I had a LUD for AP on Oct 11th.No AP so far.
    There is no definite answer.




    hpandey
    12-30 11:56 AM
    If more than 180 days have passed since your I-140 was cleared then you can use AC21 and use your EAD to transfer your GC process to Company C if the job responsibilites are the same as in your job profile that you submitted for Company D . Your GC process will continue as usual in that case. No need to worry.




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    10-18 12:30 PM
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